Evil Fairy Godmother

[kakariki]

Granted but your next date is soo boring next to this one she loses interest. I wish I could find a really good, honest mechanic!!

 

[spilota_variegata]

Granted but the mechanic is a hit man (mechanic is slang for one) and you realise he has a hit on you ..

I wish I could live my life in hindsight.

 

[kakariki]

Granted but your family and friends think you are boring cos you never stuff up or do anything stupid. They stop visiting you. I wish someone would invent a car that NEVER breaks down. [ so I can keep away from that hitman!

 

[spilota_variegata]

It never breaks down because you can never get it to start and even if you could, you can't afford the petrol.

I wish I could yodel.

 

[vtzhang]

granted, but you yodel so loudly that you become a public menace and jailed for 999999999 years:evil::evil::evil:
i wish that i could have great wish that no one can make bad

 

[=bECS=]

This thread was long dead! Thats a massive bump!

and..... Granted, but no body cares anymore so you loose :twisted:

 

[spilota_variegata]

Granted noone can make the wish bad because you have already made it as bad as it can get :evil: I haven't seen this thread for months.

I wish this thread would disappear for another few months.