Evil Fairy Godmother

[wood_nymph]

granted, but it has mad cow dease and you destory a nations industry, you jerk

i wish for all my belonging to magically pack themselves up, move to my new house and un pack themselves again

 

[spilota_variegata]

Granted but the real estate agent gazumped you and sold the house to someone else - by the way they say thanks for all the furniture you gave them :evil:

I wish I knew as much as I did when I was a teenager

 

[Leigh]

granted, but they turn up at the wrong house because courier services are crooked, and right now a stranegr is going through your unmentionables...

i wish i knew that guy from that show, you know the one??

 

[channi]

granted but the catch is you really only know as much as you did as a teenager.
and granted you know that guy from that show but it turns out hes a jerk.
I wish that the school holidays came with built in boxing refs for the kids fights

 

[nickamon]

granted, but those Klingon guys have turned up and are blasting lasers everywhere, and scotty don't know what to do (ive never watched an episode of star trek in my life)(also, Klingong was auto corrected, haha)

Considering you've never watched the Trek, that was pretty accurate. Except Spock always knows what to do.

 

[Snakeaholic]

granted but the catch is you really only know as much as you did as a teenager.
and granted you know that guy from that show but it turns out hes a jerk.
I wish that the school holidays came with built in boxing refs for the kids fights

granted but then they turn on you and kill you

i wish for the iphone to be released in australia right this second

 

[channi]

"granted but then they turn on you and kill you"

oh i wish for that too lol

 

[wood_nymph]

granted but it turns out like all of the "i" range it's over priced and will have heaps of bugs (oops that's eal)

i wish for an italian greyhound

 

[Snakeaholic]

granted but then it gets hungry and bites ur balls off

i wish for a new saxophone (i dont like my current one)

 

[bitey]

granted but then it gets hungry and bites ur balls off

i wish for a new saxophone (i dont like my current one)

Granted, but your new one has no keys and is solid lead (good luck playing it )
I wish to be let into heaven, when the time comes

 

[Snakeaholic]

not granted instead u get a sack of coal

i wish for a pizza right this moment (i hate fish)

 

[spilota_variegata]

Granted, but you find none of your friends are there and everyone sings Christian songs - and out of tune.

I wish I was king for a day (in Australia).

 

[bitey]

Granted, but you find none of your friends are there and everyone sings Christian songs - and out of tune.

I wish I was king for a day (in Australia).

Thought they may go elseware

 

[Snakeaholic]

granted but then the aussie citizens decide to have a re election and you loose

i wish for every one in the w0rld to fall in love with their computers

 

[Spikie wanna cricket]

granted then you cant find a date cause no one cares about you
i wish that i can meet the man of my dreams

 

[channi]

granted but you meet him in a dream.
I wish school holidays were over

 

[bitey]

Granted, time skips and there is no christmas or new years partys.
I wish for infinate wishes

 

[spilota_variegata]

Yeah they're over but teachers are on strike - that's very unusual

I wish I was a virgin again.

 

[spilota_variegata]

Granted, time skips and there is no christmas or new years partys.
I wish for infinate wishes

You get infinite wishes but none of them come true ... :evil:

I wish someone would offer a pair of albino carpets for me to buy ...

 

[bitey]

Yeah they're over but teachers are on strike - that's very unusual

I wish I was a virgin again.

Granted....but no trilby
My wish stands