Single herpers

[AMY22]

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you
just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I
couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car,
looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And then the fight started

Bahahaha!
That reminds me of when my grandpa was using a payphone in the city once, and then as he went to walk away he bumped into someone and said ‘sorry, I didn’t see you!’, and the blind guy he’d bumped into said ‘that’s okay I didn’t see you either!’. Except there was no fight in the end...

 

[AMY22]

And what reason is that?

The whole bikini thing remember? It’s only been a topic for about half this thread!

 

[-Matt-]

And a joke makes us sleazy how exactly?:?

 

[AMY22]

Oh Lord, don’t tell me you’re offended Matt.

 

[-Matt-]

Oh yes Amy, I am deeply offened!

 

[AMY22]

Well move on! .

 

[-Matt-]

:lol: I was deeply offended at the thought of sensitivity, moral and a slight hint of seriousness seeping into this thread, a thread about the plight of those strange sorts we like to refer to as 'singles' :shock:

 

[AMY22]

I’m offended that you would even slightly consider that this thread is in anyway becoming serious! How dare you Matt, how dare you!

 

[-Matt-]

I am also deeply offended at that comment too. How dare you Amy!

 

[Sel]

You guys should go into chat. Theres a member on this site that regularly picks up guys in there..lol

 

[azn4114]

You guys should go into chat. Theres a member on this site that regularly picks up guys in there..lol

are you this mysterious member?lol

 

[euphorion]

*wolf whistle*

 

[azn4114]

*wolf whistle*

i appreciate that,thanks...haha

 

[Guest]

You guys should go into chat. Theres a member on this site that regularly picks up guys in there..lol

I type too slow for chat
Can't you send her here

 

[Sel]

are you this mysterious member?lol

Nope not me

I type too slow for chat
Can't you send her here

Chicken :lol:

 

[Guest]

Nope not me



Chicken :lol:

Hmmm im unconvinced this is a she now :?

 

[Sel]

Lmao

Who me or the other person ??

Come into chat, i double dare ya

 

[Guest]

a DOUBLE dare :shock:
righto im in :lol:

 

[-Matt-]

Let us know the score hay Josh....

 

[Guest]

Its scary in there:shock: