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LMAO at your ad AMY22!! I'll add more than likely to be the crazy old lady in the rocking chair on the front verandah with the shotgun in the lap for anyone who dares to cross the boundary!!!

And you can chase people down the street and throw cats at them
 
Maybe I should whack up a pic of my legs for all the girls (and guys) to swoon over..... :)
 
Hiya ppl any brissie gals in here looking for drinking buddies?? I too agree gals are generally scared when it comes to snakes
 
Before you get too excited, it’s just me in my PJ’s proving to someone I actually HAD legs. Hahaha it was too funny...

And you sure proved me wrong! Haha funnny and true story coming up round the bend!

Once i hooked up with this gorgeous girl when we were out with mutual friends. Long story short we went back to her place, had a tonne of fun tegether and then when we were jumping into bed it turned out she only had one leg! How crazy is that!?
 
And you sure proved me wrong! Haha funnny and true story coming up round the bend!

Once i hooked up with this gorgeous girl when we were out with mutual friends. Long story short we went back to her place, had a tonne of fun tegether and then when we were jumping into bed it turned out she only had one leg! How crazy is that!?

Is that a true story or u stealing that from My Name is Earl? lolol :p
 
haha!, belive it or not i have only held beardies and shinglebacks...random as it is...
 
I don't think there's any chicks on here from the Sunshine Coast, it's a sausage fest!
Well there is the option of drinking buddies? But no benefits, sorry guys.
 
Is that a true story or u stealing that from My Name is Earl? lolol :p

It was a My Name is Earl episode? I should hit them up for some royalty cheques. Nah man it is legit story. She even had two different prostetic limbs, one was for heels and one flats. It's not as funny now i know it happened on a sitcom.
 
I too agree gals are generally scared when it comes to snakes

Seriously, I'm going to punch the next person who says that, since like HALF the posters in this thread are female!!

... or rather, I'm going to throw a cat at them and cackle madly. Beware the crazy cat lady!
 
Seriously, I'm going to punch the next person who says that!!

Im a masochist and cant go past an offer of a good beating...soooo 'chicks dont like snakes' rah rah rah

where do i sign up or do i just wait for you to hunt me down

I think your all wierd - snakes and skulls is really not pickup profile material... likes snakes and beatings is normal though...im comfortable with that :?
 
This thread was a good idea, It would be nice to meet girls that don't think my snake collection is wierd :( And I don't even have that many........ Yet !! :p
 
So far I’m yet to see any hooking up! And to yall who are saying chicks are usually scared of snakes, I have actually seen more men afraid of my Monty boo than women, I’ve literally had grown men run out the door at the sight of him curled up in the corner toasting under his heat lamp. The whole situations usually ‘hey Amy, what a nice house you have, it’s in a nice area near the hills you’re so lucky, and do you live here all alo... what the hell is that?’
 
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