Evil Fairy Godmother

[=bECS=]

hahahahaha

 

[cracksinthepitch]

Wish granted Isis you get none of my business or anyone elses and you business goes broke, But you live.......................


I wish i was a wedge tailed eagle who was bullet proof.

 

[kakariki]

Granted. You'll not get my business... I'll steal yours. I wish for an endless supply of new cds to listen to.

 

[channi]

grated but you get sick of not knowing any of the words so you burn them all.
I wish for peace and tolerance throughout the world

 

[=bECS=]

Wish granted Isis you get none of my business or anyone elses and you business goes broke, But you live.......................


I wish i was a wedge tailed eagle who was bullet proof.

granted but your made of steel, try to jump off a cliff and fly............ you die :twisted:

i wish i had a gardner like on desperate housewives

 

[hornet]

oops i didnt make a wish. I wish for world domination. Preferably by saturday

 

[Fiona74]

Granted channi - but everyone is too tolerant and they become pushovers.

I wish I could stay up to keep reading this thread but I have to go to bed. So I wish everyone a goodnights sleep!

 

[kakariki]

Granted but you die Saturday arvo. I wish for a pair of spotteds.

 

[Isis]

Granted, but the spots turn up on your privates and they all fall off.

 

[Reptile_Boy]

i wish there were no herp theives

 

[mysnakesau]

Granted but now people are going to make you agree to let them take your herps so then they aren't stealing them.

 

[Reptile_Boy]

lol make your wish now

 

[=bECS=]

is no-one going to grant my wish

 

[Joshua VW]

You get a gardener from Desperate Housewives but a giant Venus Fly Trap eats her.


I wish for the Sun to explode and kill everyone.

 

[=bECS=]

granted, but everyone except you and the ugliest she-man in the world survive, and you;re forced to pro-create with her to save the human race :twisted:

i wish pre-school was open 24/7

 

[Joshua VW]

Why would I want to save the human race if I just wished for it to get destroyed?

 

[channi]

granted but you have to work in it with 100 screaming kids. i wish my snake doesn't escape again

 

[Joshua VW]

Granted but your house catches fire and your snake can't escape and it burns to death.

I wish for a bonsai.

 

[channi]

granted but it was your bonsai that caused my house to burn down after it caught fire so I sue you for everything.
I wish for a b&g jungle python

 

[mysnakesau]

Granted but now you are going to be sued because it keeps biting everyone

I wish I could have a holiday