Why would I want to save the human race if I just wished for it to get destroyed?
:lol:Granted but your pay rate "on time"is 5 cents an hour I wish for a magic carpet.Granted but you get mugged and dont have enough money to get home...ever. I wish people would pay me on time for the work I do,
I wish I had a genie.
Granted, but the day lasts forever and your next B'day never comes :shock: I wish for people to clean thier own mess upGranted... but instead of a proper wish-granting genie, all you get is an old Christina Aguilera 'Genie in a Bottle' CD :lol:
I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.
Granted, but the day lasts forever and your next B'day never comes :shock: I wish for people to clean thier own mess up
Granted but I had to cut it in the trash from a dirty rat and its really dirty I wish to post the **** without getting *:lol:Granted, but people decide you're a mess and you spend the rest of your life in the trash... i wish for a toenail clipping...
Granted but you sleep way too long and don't wake up to go potty.granted but it's the toe nail of a giant and as he cuts it off it cuts your head off.
I wish for a more comfy bed
Granted but I had to cut it in the trash from a dirty rat and its really dirty I wish to post the **** without getting *:lol:
granted but it's the toe nail of a giant and as he cuts it off it cuts your head off.
I wish for a more comfy bed
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